{"id":11,"date":"2013-08-08T11:09:02","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T16:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=11"},"modified":"2013-12-11T15:40:50","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:40:50","slug":"finger-in-her-bunghole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"Finger In Her Bunghole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of \u201cWelcome to the Jungle\u201d by Guns n\u2019 Roses<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Guns N&#039; Roses - Welcome To The Jungle\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o1tj2zJ2Wvg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Finger in her bunghole<br \/>\nTonight will be the night<br \/>\nIf I take it nice and slow<br \/>\nThen my wife will be all right<br \/>\nShe is the open-minded type<br \/>\nBut if push comes to shove<br \/>\nShe has lots of gay friends<br \/>\nAnd likes reading Savage Love<\/p>\n<p>In her bunghole<br \/>\nFinger in her bunghole<br \/>\nShe\u2019s already on her<br \/>\nSha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees<br \/>\nI just want to please!<\/p>\n<p>Finger in her bunghole<br \/>\nI will have no regret<br \/>\nIts something that I\u2019ve dreamed about<br \/>\nEver since we met<br \/>\nAnd she\u2019s a very sexy girl<br \/>\nAdventurous and fun<br \/>\nI think its pretty safe to say<br \/>\nIt ain\u2019t the worst she\u2019s done<\/p>\n<p>In her bunghole<br \/>\nFinger in her bunghole<br \/>\nShould I remove our, our wedding ring?<br \/>\nI hope its no big thing!<\/p>\n<p>Finger in her bunghole<br \/>\nI caught her by surprise<br \/>\nI must admit I\u2019m kinda scared<br \/>\nOf that look inside her eyes<br \/>\nI think I\u2019ve made a big mistake<br \/>\nShe\u2019s not taking it real well<br \/>\nI don\u2019t think that its necessary<br \/>\nThat she starts to yell<\/p>\n<p>In her bunghole<br \/>\nFinger in her bunghole<br \/>\nNow I\u2019m begging on my<br \/>\nSha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees<br \/>\nCome back in here, please!<\/p>\n<p>If your wife has never, ever said she was down&#8230;<br \/>\nNot down&#8230; Not down&#8230; Not down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You know what I did?<br \/>\nWent in her bunghole, baby!<br \/>\nI&#8217;M GONNA DIE!<\/p>\n<p>In her bunghole<br \/>\nFinger in her bunghole<br \/>\nNow I\u2019m begging on my<br \/>\nSha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees<br \/>\nIn her bunghole<br \/>\nFinger in her bunghole<br \/>\nShould I throw out our, our wedding ring?<br \/>\nIn her bunghole<br \/>\nFinger in her bunghole<br \/>\nNow I\u2019m begging on my<br \/>\nSha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees<br \/>\nRight In her bunghole<br \/>\nFinger in her bunghole<br \/>\nNow I\u2019m begging on my&#8230;<br \/>\nI\u2019m gonna sleep on the god damned couch. HUH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of \u201cWelcome to the Jungle\u201d by Guns n\u2019 Roses by Irving Katz Finger in her bunghole Tonight will be the night If I take it nice and slow Then my wife will be all right She is the open-minded type But if push comes to shove She has lots of gay friends And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}