{"id":13,"date":"2013-08-08T11:09:11","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T16:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2013-12-11T15:40:45","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:40:45","slug":"when-we-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"When We 69"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of \u201cWhen I\u2019m Sixty-Four\u201d by The Beatles<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"When I&#039;m Sixty-Four- The Beatles\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eCss0kZXeyE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>When we go homeward after our date<br \/>\nSeveral hours from now<br \/>\nWill you still be buzzing from the Ballantine<br \/>\nAnd our Mad Dog bottle of wine?<\/p>\n<p>We won\u2019t get home \u2018til quarter to three<br \/>\nGirl, you look so fine<br \/>\nWill you swal-low me after you blow me<br \/>\nWhen we 69?<\/p>\n<p>Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll be horny too<br \/>\nAnd if you say the word<br \/>\nI\u2019ll have sex with you<\/p>\n<p>Come back to my place, I\u2019ve got more booze<br \/>\nWe can drink \u2018til dawn<br \/>\nI\u2019ve got a DVD that plays a fireside<br \/>\nLay you down on rug of bear hide<\/p>\n<p>Roll up a doobie, \u2018cause I got weed<br \/>\nIt will be divine<br \/>\nWill you swal-low me after you blow me<br \/>\nWhen we 69?<\/p>\n<p>Every summer we can rent a cottage out on Put-In-Bay<br \/>\nWith a keg of beer<br \/>\nWe shall par-tizz-ay<br \/>\nAnd can you bring a friend<br \/>\nFor my frat bro Dave?<\/p>\n<p>Everything\u2019s spinning, whirling around<br \/>\nIn our field of view<br \/>\nThere\u2019s no way we\u2019re fucking, much to my dismay<br \/>\nWe both got so wasted today<\/p>\n<p>Maybe tomorrow we can get laid<br \/>\nThen you will be mine<br \/>\nWill you swal-low me after you blow me<br \/>\nWhen we 69?<\/p>\n<p>Whoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of \u201cWhen I\u2019m Sixty-Four\u201d by The Beatles by Irving Katz When we go homeward after our date Several hours from now Will you still be buzzing from the Ballantine And our Mad Dog bottle of wine? We won\u2019t get home \u2018til quarter to three Girl, you look so fine Will you swal-low me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}