{"id":15,"date":"2013-08-08T11:09:21","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T16:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=15"},"modified":"2013-12-11T15:40:37","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:40:37","slug":"shit-in-herre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"Shit In Herre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of \u201cHot in Herre\u201d by Nelly<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Nelly - Hot In Herre (Official Music Video)\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GeZZr_p6vB8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Shit in&#8230; Who shit in herre?<br \/>\nWho shit in&#8230; WHOA!<\/p>\n<p>Smell a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nWith a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\n(Smell a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh))<br \/>\n(With a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh))<br \/>\n(Did you eat a little&#8230; (uh, uh))<br \/>\n(And a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh))<\/p>\n<p>I was like, jeezy peezy, lunch was so greazy (uh)<br \/>\nWent down eazy, now I feel queazy,<br \/>\nLookin\u2019 for a bathroom to drop my load (you know)<br \/>\nTryin\u2019 to find an unoccupied commode (and uh)<br \/>\nI\u2019m freakin\u2019, ass is leakin\u2019 (oh)<br \/>\nTrailing behind a cloud that\u2019s reekin\u2019 (check it)<br \/>\nSneaking up to the executive crapper<br \/>\nPenthouse, top floor, seat has a wrapper<br \/>\nPenguin walkin\u2019, got no time for talkin\u2019, its knockin\u2019<br \/>\nI need to get up up to the tenth floor<br \/>\nDrop my trou and lock the door (oh)<br \/>\n\u2018Cause I feel like bustin\u2019 loose<br \/>\nMy ass sounds like a goose (uh, uh)<br \/>\nAnd can\u2019t nobody stop the juice<br \/>\nSo legendary is my deuce<\/p>\n<p>My boss said<br \/>\nWho took a shit in here? (who shit?)<br \/>\nIts burning up my nose<br \/>\nI did, I had to go,<br \/>\nI barely got my pants off<br \/>\nWho took a shit in here? (who shit?)<br \/>\nIts burning up my nose<br \/>\nI did, I had to go,<br \/>\nI barely got my pants off<\/p>\n<p>Just get the hell out!<\/p>\n<p>Why you up on ten? This ain\u2019t your department<br \/>\nDo I follow you home and stink up your apartment?<br \/>\nWhere you work? In sales? Is that your ambition?<br \/>\n\u2018Cuz tomorrow I get a hundred people that want your position<br \/>\nYou better tell me why you thought it OK to shit here<br \/>\nAnd you left a nasty shit smear<br \/>\nBottle of freshener, you could have sprayed it<br \/>\nRuined all of the good hard work the maid did<br \/>\nGod damn your stink is all over this joint<br \/>\nAin\u2019t smelled this since egg night at West Point<br \/>\nWhere do I shit now? Not that anyone cares<br \/>\nYou even left behind a couple of hairs<br \/>\nWell, sir, let me say that what I did pales<br \/>\nWith what they do daily in the bathroom in sales<br \/>\nAnd by the time I sat down and finally unloaded<br \/>\nI thought my butt exploded<\/p>\n<p>Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)<br \/>\nIts burning up my nose<br \/>\nI did, I had to go,<br \/>\nI barely got my pants off<br \/>\nWho took a shit in here? (who shit?)<br \/>\nIts burning up my nose<br \/>\nI did, I had to go,<br \/>\nI barely got my pants off<\/p>\n<p>Just get the hell out!<\/p>\n<p>Smell a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nWith a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nJust get the hell out!<br \/>\nDid you eat a little&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nAnd a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nJust get the hell out!<br \/>\nSmell a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nWith a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nJust get the hell out!<br \/>\nDid you eat a little&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nAnd a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nJust get the hell out!<\/p>\n<p>YO<br \/>\nStart cleaning, its demeaning<br \/>\nThe situation calls for your intervening<br \/>\nWhat?<br \/>\nI\u2019m not fucking kidding, son<br \/>\nOh<br \/>\nYou better fucking do it<br \/>\nExtra, extra, you spread the news<br \/>\nTo the sales, marketing, and accounting crews<br \/>\nWhen it comes time for you to drop the boom<br \/>\nDon\u2019t think about using my fucking restroom<\/p>\n<p>WHOA!<br \/>\nWho took a shit in here? (who shit?)<br \/>\nIts burning up my nose<br \/>\nI did, I had to go,<br \/>\nI barely got my pants off<br \/>\nWho took a shit in here? (who shit?)<br \/>\nIts burning up my nose<br \/>\nI did, I had to go,<br \/>\nI barely got my pants off<\/p>\n<p>Just get the hell out!<\/p>\n<p>Who took a shit in here? (who shit?)<br \/>\nIts burning up my nose<br \/>\nI did, I had to go,<br \/>\nI barely got my pants off<\/p>\n<p>Smell a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nWith a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nJust get the hell out!<br \/>\nDid you eat a little&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nAnd a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nJust get the hell out!<br \/>\nSmell a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nWith a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nJust get the hell out!<br \/>\nDid you eat a little&#8230; (uh, uh)<br \/>\nAnd a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)<\/p>\n<p>WHOA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of \u201cHot in Herre\u201d by Nelly by Irving Katz Shit in&#8230; Who shit in herre? Who shit in&#8230; WHOA! Smell a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh) With a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh) (Smell a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)) (With a little bit of&#8230; (uh, uh)) (Did you eat a little&#8230; (uh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions\/36"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}