{"id":42,"date":"2013-08-08T13:14:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T18:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2013-12-11T15:40:31","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:40:31","slug":"make-a-gayby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Make A Gayby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Make A Gayby<br \/>\nA song parody of \u201cCall Me Maybe\u201d by Carly Rae Jepsen<br \/>\nby Irving Katz (special thanks to Michael Kupferman)<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fWNaR-rxAic?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m done forever with boys<br \/>\nThey treat us like we are toys<br \/>\nBut you I always enjoy<br \/>\nExcept you\u2019re totally gay<\/p>\n<p>Together we could have bliss<br \/>\nWe love to hug and to kiss<br \/>\nNow don\u2019t be quick to dismiss<br \/>\nJust \u2018cause you\u2019re totally gay<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re bad at throwing<br \/>\nYou like clothes and sewing<br \/>\nOur moms would be crowing<br \/>\nGuess where this is going, baby!<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I would wed you<br \/>\nAnd this is crazy<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<br \/>\nYou know that I\u2019m right<br \/>\nAbout this, baby<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I would wed you<br \/>\nAnd this is crazy<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<br \/>\nAnd all our moms want<br \/>\nAre grandbabies<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<\/p>\n<p>You are your mom\u2019s crowning jewel<br \/>\nShe thinks you\u2019re awesome and cool<br \/>\nbut we knew back in high school<br \/>\nThat you are totally gay<\/p>\n<p>Now, look, I\u2019m down on one knee<br \/>\nPlease, please say yes to my plea<br \/>\nWe can forever watch Glee<br \/>\nA show that\u2019s totally gay<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re bad at throwing<br \/>\nYou like clothes and sewing<br \/>\nOur moms would be crowing<br \/>\nGuess where this is going, baby!<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I would wed you<br \/>\nAnd this is crazy<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<br \/>\nYou know that I\u2019m right<br \/>\nAbout this, baby<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I would wed you<br \/>\nAnd this is crazy<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<br \/>\nAnd all our moms want<br \/>\nAre grandbabies<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<\/p>\n<p>Before I had this idea<br \/>\nI just was so sad<br \/>\nI just was so sad<br \/>\nI just was so, so sad<\/p>\n<p>Before I had this idea<br \/>\nI just was so sad<br \/>\nBut now I\u2019m so glad<br \/>\nI just was so, so sad<\/p>\n<p>You know that I\u2019m right<br \/>\nAbout this, baby<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I would wed you<br \/>\nAnd this is crazy<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<br \/>\nAnd all our moms want<br \/>\nAre grandbabies<br \/>\nLet\u2019s get together<br \/>\nAnd make a gayby<\/p>\n<p>Before I had this idea<br \/>\nI just was so sad<br \/>\nI just was so sad<br \/>\nI just was so, so sad<\/p>\n<p>Before I had this idea<br \/>\nI just was so sad<br \/>\nBut now I\u2019m so glad<br \/>\nI just was so, so sad<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s make a gayby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Make A Gayby A song parody of \u201cCall Me Maybe\u201d by Carly Rae Jepsen by Irving Katz (special thanks to Michael Kupferman) I\u2019m done forever with boys They treat us like we are toys But you I always enjoy Except you\u2019re totally gay Together we could have bliss We love to hug and to kiss 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