{"id":5,"date":"2013-08-08T11:07:40","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T16:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2013-12-11T15:41:02","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:41:02","slug":"jerking-off-to-asian-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Jerking Off To Asian Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A song parody of \u201cCarry On My Wayward Son\u201d by Kansas<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son (Official Audio)\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2X_2IdybTV0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Jerking off to Asian porn<br \/>\nHundred million sperm are born<br \/>\nLay my weary hand to rest<br \/>\nI can\u2019t watch no more<\/p>\n<p>When my wife was away at her mother\u2019s<br \/>\nI had drinks with my fraternity brothers<br \/>\nI got really fucking wasted<br \/>\nPlus I got real high<\/p>\n<p>To my car, I almost had to be carried<br \/>\n\u201cNo\u201d to the strip bar \u2018cause I\u2019m happily married<br \/>\nBut my laptop\u2019s charged and waiting<br \/>\nBack at home for me<\/p>\n<p>Jerking off to Asian porn<br \/>\nHundred million sperm are born<br \/>\nLay my weary hand to rest<br \/>\nI can\u2019t watch no more<\/p>\n<p>Masturbating starts with website selection<br \/>\nAnd I chose a Far Eastern direction<br \/>\nI can\u2019t put names with the faces<br \/>\nBut its ok if I don\u2019t know<\/p>\n<p>Paper towel in hand, I reached for the lotion<br \/>\nThe scene began and I got into the motion<br \/>\nThey pixellated all their privates<br \/>\nWhat the fuck is that?<\/p>\n<p>Jerking off to Asian porn<br \/>\nHundred million sperm are born<br \/>\nLay my weary hand to rest<br \/>\nI can\u2019t watch no more<br \/>\nNo!<\/p>\n<p>Jerking off, my wife will be none the wiser<br \/>\nJerking off, like Old Faithful the geyser<br \/>\nNow my balls are nice and empty<br \/>\nSurely sleep awaits for me<\/p>\n<p>Jerking off to Asian porn<br \/>\nHundred million sperm are born<br \/>\nLay my weary hand to rest<br \/>\nI can\u2019t watch, I can\u2019t watch no more<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A song parody of \u201cCarry On My Wayward Son\u201d by Kansas by Irving Katz Jerking off to Asian porn Hundred million sperm are born Lay my weary hand to rest I can\u2019t watch no more When my wife was away at her mother\u2019s I had drinks with my fraternity brothers I got really fucking wasted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/40"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}