{"id":57,"date":"2014-01-03T13:50:23","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T18:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=57"},"modified":"2014-01-03T13:50:42","modified_gmt":"2014-01-03T18:50:42","slug":"chineseback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"ChineseBack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of \u201cSexyBack\u201d by Justin Timberlake<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\ndedicated to Rachael Strauss<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (Official Video) ft. Timbaland\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3gOHvDP_vCs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m brought some Chinese back<br \/>\nI got a lot and, baby, its no snack<br \/>\nI love Lo Mein as if its made with crack<br \/>\nThe rest for lunch tomorrow I will pack<\/p>\n<p>Put it in the fridge!<\/p>\n<p>What I crave<br \/>\nIs greasy takeout, baby, I\u2019m your slave<br \/>\nIts just that Chinese makes me misbehave<br \/>\nI\u2019ll probably wind up in an early grave<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s have another course!<\/p>\n<p>Chinese food<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nSauce of a duck<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nMSG<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nEggroll me<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nChopsticks is what I\u2019m working with<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nStraight to my hips<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nIt makes me smile<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nFeed my child<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nAnd get your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<\/p>\n<p>Get your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<\/p>\n<p>Get your Chinese on<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m bringing Chinese back<br \/>\nEnough to feed that mofo we call Shaq<br \/>\nMy arteries are filling up with plaque<br \/>\nThere\u2019s still a bunch that\u2019s all up in this sack.<\/p>\n<p>Put it in the fridge!<\/p>\n<p>What I crave<br \/>\nIs greasy takeout, baby, I\u2019m your slave<br \/>\nIts just that Chinese makes me misbehave<br \/>\nI\u2019ll probably wind up in an early grave<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s have another course!<\/p>\n<p>Chinese food<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nSauce of a duck<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nMSG<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nEggroll me<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nChopsticks is what I\u2019m working with<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nStraight to my hips<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nIt makes me smile<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nFeed my child<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nAnd get your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<\/p>\n<p>Get your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<\/p>\n<p>Get your Chinese on<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m bringing Chinese back<br \/>\nThis happy addict got his bag of smack<br \/>\nYou mother fuckers watch how I attack<br \/>\nThat Moo Goo Gai Pan and the Peking Quack<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s have another course!<\/p>\n<p>Chinese food<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nSauce of a duck<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nMSG<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nEggroll me<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nChopsticks is what I\u2019m working with<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nStraight to my hips<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nIt makes me smile<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nFeed my child<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nAnd get your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<\/p>\n<p>Get your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<br \/>\nGet your Chinese on<br \/>\nGo ahead, eat all of it<\/p>\n<p>Get your Chinese on<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of \u201cSexyBack\u201d by Justin Timberlake by Irving Katz dedicated to Rachael Strauss I\u2019m brought some Chinese back I got a lot and, baby, its no snack I love Lo Mein as if its made with crack The rest for lunch tomorrow I will pack Put it in the fridge! 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