{"id":60,"date":"2014-02-04T14:05:26","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T19:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2017-03-01T21:15:18","modified_gmt":"2017-03-02T02:15:18","slug":"love-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Love Farts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of Love Hurts by Nazareth<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"nazareth love hurts (1976)\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/soDZBW-1P04?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Love farts, the worst,<br \/>\nYou clench, they burst.<br \/>\nAnyone would bluff<br \/>\nwhile in the buff,<br \/>\n\u201cNo way, it wasn\u2019t me,<br \/>\nno, it wasn\u2019t me.\u201d<br \/>\nLet\u2019s all just ignore<br \/>\nclouds that smell of brie.<br \/>\nLove farts\u2026 Ewwwwww\u2026 Love farts.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t laugh, don\u2019t cry,<br \/>\ndon\u2019t ask me why<br \/>\nI let one slip, or two,<br \/>\nin bed with you.<br \/>\nI really tried to not,<br \/>\nreally tried to not,<br \/>\nbut I couldn\u2019t stop,<br \/>\nit was wet and hot.<br \/>\nLove farts\u2026 Ewwwwww\u2026 Love farts.<\/p>\n<p>Some farts stink of nastiness,<br \/>\nghastliness, cause dizziness,<br \/>\nlike I shit myself, I guess.<br \/>\nMan, that came from me?!?<\/p>\n<p>I know it isn\u2019t true, I know it isn\u2019t true,<br \/>\nOne can hold their breath<br \/>\n\u2018Til they turn to blue.<br \/>\nLove farts\u2026 Ewwwwww\u2026 Love farts.<br \/>\nEwwwwww\u2026 Love farts.<\/p>\n<p>I know it isn\u2019t true, I know it isn\u2019t true,<br \/>\nOne can hold their breath<br \/>\n\u2018Til they turn to blue.<br \/>\nLove farts\u2026 Ewwwwww\u2026 Love farts.<br \/>\nEwwwwww\u2026 Love farts.<br \/>\nEwwwwww\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of Love Hurts by Nazareth by Irving Katz Love farts, the worst, You clench, they burst. Anyone would bluff while in the buff, \u201cNo way, it wasn\u2019t me, no, it wasn\u2019t me.\u201d Let\u2019s all just ignore clouds that smell of brie. Love farts\u2026 Ewwwwww\u2026 Love farts. Don\u2019t laugh, don\u2019t cry, don\u2019t ask me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/83"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}