{"id":65,"date":"2014-04-14T21:29:14","date_gmt":"2014-04-15T02:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=65"},"modified":"2017-03-01T16:02:30","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T21:02:30","slug":"your-bong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"Your Bong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of Your Song by Elton John<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Your Song - Elton John\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/13GD78Bmo8s?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Its a little bit funny, the way you get high<br \/>\nThat dirty old pipe makes you cough \u2018til you cry<br \/>\nI blow glass for money, so here\u2019s what I did<br \/>\nI made you a hookah that looks like a squid<\/p>\n<p>If you chased the dragon, or liked to do blow,<br \/>\nOr prefer to take Molly at a musical show,<br \/>\nYou might not think much of this work I can do<br \/>\nMy gift is my bong and this one\u2019s for you<\/p>\n<p>And you can tell everybody this is your bong<br \/>\nIt has ten tubes upon it, enough for a throng<br \/>\nI hope you don\u2019t mind, I hope you don\u2019t mind if I load up some herb<br \/>\nYou take the first hit, it will be superb<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a deck on the roof, invite all your chums<br \/>\nTell a few to bring girlfriends and some drum circle drums<br \/>\n\u2018Cause this pot is quite kind, there\u2019s enough to share<br \/>\nI\u2019ll get some beers and snacks and I\u2019ll meet you all there<\/p>\n<p>So excuse me for being so quiet and zoned<br \/>\nYou see your new hookah got everyone really stoned<br \/>\nAnyway, enjoy it, that\u2019s what I mean<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the nicest pipe that I\u2019ve ever seen<\/p>\n<p>And you can tell everybody this is your bong<br \/>\nIt has ten tubes upon it, enough for a throng<br \/>\nI hope you don\u2019t mind, I hope you don\u2019t mind if I load up some herb<br \/>\nYou take the first hit, it will be superb<\/p>\n<p>I hope you don\u2019t mind, I hope you don\u2019t mind if I load up some herb<br \/>\nYou take the first hit, it will be superb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A parody of Your Song by Elton John by Irving Katz Its a little bit funny, the way you get high That dirty old pipe makes you cough \u2018til you cry I blow glass for money, so here\u2019s what I did I made you a hookah that looks like a squid If you chased the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/66"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}