{"id":7,"date":"2013-08-08T11:07:56","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T16:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=7"},"modified":"2013-12-11T15:40:56","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T20:40:56","slug":"cum-on-my-pillow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"Cum On My Pillow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Parody of \u201cCome To My Window\u201d by Melissa Etheridge<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Melissa Etheridge - Come To My Window (Music Video)\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FaY5-LGYJKc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I know we haven\u2019t done it since our last romantic date<br \/>\nI know you swore you\u2019d save yourself and wouldn\u2019t masturbate<br \/>\nI didn\u2019t think to strip the sheets before we hit the sack<br \/>\nI didn\u2019t know how far it goes when you\u2019ve been holding back<\/p>\n<p>It can reach me<br \/>\nIt can reach me<br \/>\nIt can reach me<\/p>\n<p>Cum on my pillow<br \/>\nPearly white<br \/>\nShines in the light of the moon<br \/>\nCum on my pillow<br \/>\nWash it off soon<\/p>\n<p>I guess I should be happy that it isn\u2019t on my face<br \/>\nBut is this gonna happen every time or just this case?<br \/>\n\u2018Cause I\u2019m not sure if it will stain or come out with some Tide<br \/>\nAnd these are my favorite sheets&#8230; Look, next time come inside<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Cause I can\u2019t bleach them<br \/>\nI can\u2019t bleach them<br \/>\nOh&#8230; I can\u2019t bleach them<\/p>\n<p>Cum on my pillow<br \/>\nPearly white<br \/>\nShines in the light of the moon<br \/>\nCum on my pillow<br \/>\nWash it off soon<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not getting out of bed<br \/>\nI\u2019m too tired to even think<br \/>\nI\u2019m doing laundry tomorrow anyway<\/p>\n<p>Cum on my pillow<br \/>\nPearly white<br \/>\nShines in the light of the moon<br \/>\nCum on my pillow<br \/>\nWash it off soon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Parody of \u201cCome To My Window\u201d by Melissa Etheridge by Irving Katz I know we haven\u2019t done it since our last romantic date I know you swore you\u2019d save yourself and wouldn\u2019t masturbate I didn\u2019t think to strip the sheets before we hit the sack I didn\u2019t know how far it goes when you\u2019ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}