{"id":75,"date":"2014-12-12T10:52:51","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T15:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filthofgin.com\/?p=75"},"modified":"2017-03-01T16:02:39","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T21:02:39","slug":"its-the-most-horrible-time-of-the-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s The Most Horrible Time Of The Month"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s The Most Horrible Time Of The Month<br \/>\nA parody of \u201cIt&#8217;s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year\u201d by Andy Williams<br \/>\nby Irving Katz<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Andy Williams - It&#039;s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gFtb3EtjEic?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the most horrible time of the month.<br \/>\nWith the kids tattle-telling,<br \/>\nMy wife fucking yelling and being a cunth,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the most horrible time of the month.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the pre-menstrual week, oh my gawd.<br \/>\nWith those chocolate cravings and mad-woman ravings<br \/>\nWhen you might get clawed<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the pre-menstrual week, oh my gawd.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;ll be take-out for eating<br \/>\nWhile she sits there bleating<br \/>\nAnd looking for something to throw<br \/>\nWhile I tell the kids stories<br \/>\nAnd take inventories<br \/>\nOf PMS from long, long ago<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the most horrible time of the month.<\/p>\n<p>The mood swings start slowing<br \/>\nWhen she starts a-flowing,<br \/>\n\u2018Til then there\u2019s no funth.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the most horrible time of the month.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;ll be take-out for eating<br \/>\nWhile she sits there bleating<br \/>\nAnd looking for something to throw<br \/>\nWhile I tell the kids stories<br \/>\nAnd take inventories<br \/>\nOf PMS from long, long ago<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the most horrible time of the month.<\/p>\n<p>The mood swings start slowing<br \/>\nWhen she starts a-flowing,<br \/>\n\u2018Til then there\u2019s no funth.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the most horrible time<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the most horrible time<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the most horrible time of the month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s The Most Horrible Time Of The Month A parody of \u201cIt&#8217;s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year\u201d by Andy Williams by Irving Katz It&#8217;s the most horrible time of the month. With the kids tattle-telling, My wife fucking yelling and being a cunth, It&#8217;s the most horrible time of the month. It&#8217;s the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/79"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}