Jailbait
\nA parody of \u201cJailbreak\u201d by Thin Lizzy
\nby Irving Katz
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BRo3u04vY1E<\/p>\n
Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait
\nSomewhere at this prom.
\nMe, a chaperone, I don’t like it.
\nI\u2019m sobered up and staying calm.<\/p>\n
Her cleavage out, swinging right to left,
\nI mustn\u2019t stare at her youthful heft,
\nOr watch \u2018em sway as she dance away.
\nNeed to catch my breath.<\/p>\n
Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait
\nSomewhere at the prom.
\nTonight there’s gonna be some jailbait,
\nAnd now here comes her mom…<\/p>\n
Now here comes her mom…<\/p>\n
Tonight I might get in trouble
\nIf this girl won\u2019t behave.
\nSee, the boys too shy to do nothin\u2019.
\nHoly shit, did she just wave?<\/p>\n
Her mother\u2019s busy yapping in my ear,
\nTryin\u2019 to listen, tryin\u2019 not to leer,
\nBut those head-lights got me
\nLike a deer.<\/p>\n
Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait
\nSomewhere at the prom.
\nTonight there’s gonna be some jailbait,
\nI got sweat on my palm…<\/p>\n
Tonight there’s gonna trouble
\nI’m gonna find myself in.
\nTonight there’s gonna be trouble,
\nWhen is this night gonna end?<\/p>\n
I mustn\u2019t waver…<\/p>\n
Sneak out!<\/p>\n
Tonight I really gotta sneak out,
\nA chaperone I am not.
\nI hope no one tries to stop me,
\nThis girl is way too hot.<\/p>\n
This girl\u2019s on my trail!
\nTonight’s the night all systems fail.
\nShe looks like a full-grown female\u2026
\nPost my bail!<\/p>\n
Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait
\nSomewhere at the prom.
\nTonight there’s gonna be some jailbait,
\nIf this was a test, I bombed.<\/p>\n
Tonight there’s gonna trouble
\nI’m gonna find myself in.
\nTonight there’s gonna be trouble,
\nMy marriage is probably gonna end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jailbait A parody of \u201cJailbreak\u201d by Thin Lizzy by Irving Katz https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BRo3u04vY1E Tonight there’s gonna be some jailbait Somewhere at this prom. Me, a chaperone, I don’t like it. I\u2019m sobered up and staying calm. Her cleavage out, swinging right to left, I mustn\u2019t stare at her youthful heft, Or watch \u2018em sway as she […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/82"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}