Leaving on the Trump Train
\nA parody of Leaving on a Jet Plane by John Denver (as performed by Peter, Paul, and Mary)
\nBy Irving Katz<\/p>\n
Video: https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IVEATF7VNTk
\nLyrics: https:\/\/g.co\/kgs\/2j182p<\/p>\n
All the courts are packed, I\u2019m ready to go
\nTo spend my days at Mar-a-Lago
\nRefusing to admit to my demise
\n\u2018Cause the news is breakin\u2019, been up since four
\nI\u2019m running again in \u201824
\nAlready raising funds on all my lies<\/p>\n
Believe me and fight for me
\nThe vote was rigged by absentee
\nI promise I will never let it go
\nI\u2019m leaving on the Trump Train
\nMake America Great Again\u2026 Again
\nIvanka\u2026 I hate to go<\/p>\n
There’s so many times Fox let me down
\nHand-picked judges made me the clown
\nWatching Newsmax is my favorite thing
\nEvery rally speech, I\u2019ll speak for you
\nEvery tweet I tweet, I\u2019ll tweet for you
\nWhen I come back, I\u2019ll build that wall that Spring<\/p>\n
Believe me and fight for me
\nThe vote was rigged by absentee
\nI promise I will never let it go
\nI\u2019m leaving on the Trump Train
\nMake America Great Again\u2026 Again
\nIvanka\u2026 I hate to go<\/p>\n
Now the time has come to leave you
\nOne more time, I\u2019ll mislead you
\nThen close your eyes, as I pretend to pray
\nDream about the days to come
\nNew tax to cut, new depths to plumb
\nAbout the times, I won’t have to say<\/p>\n
Believe me and fight for me
\nThe vote was rigged by absentee
\nI promise I will never let it go
\nI\u2019m leaving on the Trump Train
\nMake America Great Again\u2026 Again
\nIvanka\u2026 I hate to go<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Leaving on the Trump Train A parody of Leaving on a Jet Plane by John Denver (as performed by Peter, Paul, and Mary) By Irving Katz Video: https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IVEATF7VNTk Lyrics: https:\/\/g.co\/kgs\/2j182p All the courts are packed, I\u2019m ready to go To spend my days at Mar-a-Lago Refusing to admit to my demise \u2018Cause the news is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filthofgin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}